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Dear Mr. Akers,
Congratulations on being named District VII "Young Entrepreneur of the Year" by the Small Business Administration. The big win means you've beaten out contestants from across Missouri, Kansas, Iowa and Nebraska - 4 states! And can you blame the SBA? Your company, Akermin, Inc., has won fame and fortune for developing a new type of biofuel cell. You've raised nearly $7 million in venture financing. You're named as co-inventor on 4 USPTO applications. And, lest anyone forget... you're only 27!

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With all the recognition, I only have one question for you:
Feel like retiring yet?
I mean, really, the rest of us are trying the best that we can. We do cool science too. Granted, we haven't recieved $600,000 angel grants from Biogenerator, or completed two successful venture funding rounds with investment from Chrysalix, OnPoint and St. Louis-based Prolog Ventures. But all that money just stresses you out, you know?
And how about Akermin's fuel-cell technology, which you began prototyping within 2 months of starting your graduate program at SLU?

One of several beaches in the world
We all know how the technology allows you to use immobilized enzymes as electrode catalysts, instead of expensive, toxic heavy metals. And, of course, that this could allow biofuel generators to be reliably miniaturized and commercialized. Oh, and that your group met all of its technology proof-of-concept goals its first four years of operation. Four years? Think of all the beaches you could've sat on in four years.
Did I mention that both President Bush and New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman have called energy production the great international challenge of our generation? President Bush! Nobody likes him! And Thomas Friedman! He...um... works in New York! We don't want any of those types waltzing around here, getting any ideas.
Remember that time you were featured on WIRED.com? How about when Kevin A. Schulte, director of the Smurfit-Stone Center for Entrepreneurial Studies at St. Louis University's John Cook School of Business, said that Akermin "will eliminate barriers that have hindered the adoption of portable or micro fuel cells to date and meet the growing need for cost-effective portable power in mobile electronics and other applications"? What more do you want out of life?
In conclusion, Nick, I know you mean well. The kind of work you've done is exactly what our region needs to grow into a center of science and technology. I'm sure you've inspired countless others besides me with all of your accomplishments. I'm only saying ... slow down, man. You're making the rest of us look bad.
*sigh*
I need to go patent something...
(...more from stltoday.com)